ruin | rebirth

Hello lovelies! I am very cute and I like cute things. I also like not cute things.

I love making new friends, but I have a hard time doing so. If you think we'd get along, please feel free to send a message in my ask!

I can be bad at tagging things but if you send me an ask to specifically tag something, I'll do my best!

my personal tag is, surprise surprise, #personal.

i can never look at zephyr hills the same way again because of eels


Beetles compromise 25% of all animal species. That means 1 in 4 animals is probably a beetle. Is it you? Is it your best friend? How can you be sure?

(via lesbianwarfare)


So! The money went through today and I ventured to PetCo to bring Bandit home. It took a while (he had to be weighed and they had to get me his hatch/health certificate and the manager had to show up). I kind of skipped around the store picking stuff up (you can see my bounty in the cart in the first picture) and once I had everything I asked someone if they could come help me with him as I would like to purchase him. Someone helped get his big cage off the shelf and another person came and helped me get himself out. They were a little scared to handle him so I ended up taking him out and he was dancing with me and excited. Signed papers, rang up merch, paid, and walked out with him in his travel carrier gleefully. He was interested in everything and kept looking around. I drove really slow so I didn’t bounce him around. Then when we got home I stuck the dogs outside and took him out of his carrier. He rode around on my shoulder the entire time I put stuff together and investigated his play gym a little. I got preened a little while he was on my shoulder (apparently my hair needed fixing) and he’s been making kissing noises back at me. He’s in his cage now and waiting patiently at the door for me to get up off my butt to get him out (which I won’t be doing because I let the dogs back in and I want him to get used to the cage). He’s not scared of the dogs at all. He’s actually making kissing noises at them too. x’D

Anyways. Bandit is safely home and settled for the most part. I have his sleeping cage in my room and we’ll see how things go. I’ll keep taking tons of pictures of him and posting about him. We’ve got a move coming up! I’m also thinking of giving him a new name while he’s in his new home, but I’m not entirely sure. I think it’d be a new start in his new forever home. I’ll have to look into some names.

I want to thank everyone again who made this possible. Bandit knew he was going home today and he wouldn’t stop dancing.

i am 222 shades of tired and done

Asker Anonymous Asks:
did those fingaz hurt when they fell from heaven cuzz daaaaayyyymmmmm <3
valkyrie-of-dodos valkyrie-of-dodos Said:

You heard it from this greyface: the rest of my body may be earthly, but my fingers are heavensent

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Whatever we were before, we are now the Inquisition.
valkyrie-of-dodos valkyrie-of-dodos Said:

dragon age is still a disappoint b/c they didn’t do a trilogy with the warden like mass effect

Asker Anonymous Asks:
This Thursday, look, recall what you heard, remember to keep it real, Leenaburd.
valkyrie-of-dodos valkyrie-of-dodos Said:

when keeping it real goes wrong

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Scary true crime stories make me not want to go to sleep at night in case someone wants to murder me in my sleep :X Do you have this same problem?
valkyrie-of-dodos valkyrie-of-dodos Said:

Yes, this is why I don’t watch them. And make sure people don’t say the z-word at night. T_T

frustrated-fireworks replied to your photo “This is a super pretty pic of me and boggle in the morning I don’t…”